An Obituary For Someone Who Definitely Faked Their Own Death

1 A Cutscene in a Video Game That's Glitching Out 2 An Open-Heart Surgeon With the Attitude of a Cool Hairdresser 3 Uber but on Horseback 4 Willy Wonka's Lawyer's Opening Statement 5 A Celebrity's Unflattering Wax Figure Reveal 6 Sober You Discusses Last Night's Receipts With Drunk You 7 A Bear Who Just Hibernated Through Like 250 Commitments 8 A Horny Chain Text Message For Arbor Day 9 A Kid Who's Definitely the Reason Their Parents Got Divorced 10 A Couple Calls For the Check But Doesn't Know the Hand Motion 11 The One Toxic Person in Every Improv 101 Class 12 A Basketball Player's Far Too Elaborate Free Throw Routine 13 An Obituary For Someone Who Definitely Faked Their Own Death 14 Two 'Wife Guys' Try to Out 'Wife Guy' Each Other 15 This Dream is Too Messed Up Even For Freddy Krueger 16 The Black Version of 'Romeo & Juliet' 17 A Singing Telegram Serving You for Property Encroachment 18 A Date That Is Only Red Flags 19 A Takedown of Billionaires Rihanna, Beyoncé, and Oprah